Beware when eating these burgers, they ooze and dribble. I wouldn't say that bibs are compulsory, but I would really recommend having something to catch that stuff on hand. While you're at it, you may want to slice it in half, even if that means releasing that silky yolk everywhere. What sinful delights have you made? They may not even come close to anything on the healthy scale, but hey, you deserve a treat once in a while?